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recorded 2002-03-16 at Upton Park |
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Recorded
2002-02-10 at The Valley Charlton |
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Recorded
2002-01-13
at St.Mary's Southampton |
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| Anderson-son-son (tune: Agadoo) |
Anderson-son-son He's better than Kleberson; Anderson-son-son He's our midfield magician; To the left, to the right Do the samba dance tonight; He is class, with the brass and he shits on Fabregas YouTube Video | ||
| Glazer's Going To Die | Going to die, Going to die, Malcolm Glazer's going to die How we kill him I don't know, cut him up from head to toe All I know is Glazer's going to die YouTube Video | ||
| Fergie Wonderland | Mourinho are you listening, You'd better keep our trophy glistening; 'Coz we'll be back in May, to take it away, walking in a Fergie Wonderland! | ||
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Every
Single One of Us Recorded at Upton Park 2002-03-16 |
Now
every single one of us Loves Alex Ferguson Loves Alex Ferguson Loves Alex Ferguson Now every single one of us Loves Alex Ferguson | ||
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United Road, take me home | |||
| We
are just one of those teams, That you see now and then; We often score six, But we seldom score ten, "We beat 'em at home, And we beat and we beat 'em away, We kill any b*stards, That get in our way. We are the pride of all Europe, The cock of the North, We hate the Scousers, the Cockneys of course; We are United, Without any doubt, We are the Manchester boys." | |||
| "If
ever they are playing in your town, You must get to that football ground; Take a lesson come and see, Football taught by Matt Busby; Manchester, Manchester United; A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They deserve to be knighted!" | |||
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He's
only a poor little scouser | |||
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United's
flag is deepest red, | |||
| Glory,
glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, And the reds go marching on, on, on. Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by United! Man United! In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty United! Man United! Glory Glory Man United | |||
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Tune:
Bob The Builder |
Kevin Keegan, | ||
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City Are a Massive Club Tune: He's got the whole world in his hands |
They've
got the tallest floodlights in the Football League... They've got the widest
pitch in the land | ||
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Tune:
Oh my darling Clementine |
Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Put the Scousers on the top, Put City in the middle, And we'll burn the f*cking lot | ||
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tune:
this is how it feels (Inspiral Carpets) |
This
is how it feels to be City This is how it feels to be small This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all Nothing at all... | ||
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tune:
bad moon rising |
I
see the Stretford End arising I see trouble on the way Don't go out tonight Unless you're red and white I see there's trouble on the way. | ||
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tune: Yellow Submarine |
City's
goin' down with a Russian on the wing, a Russian on the wing, a Russian on the wing... | ||
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tune: US Marine Corps marching chant (call and repeat) |
We're
Man U and we are loud, Loyal fans and totally proud, Beat 'em at home beat 'em away, Kill any b*stards that get in our way, We hate City, Scouse, Leeds scum, And we make the b*stards run, With this team we shall go far, Hughes, Giggs, Sharpe and Cantona, Won the league let's do it again, By just one point instead of ten, We'll keep the red flag flying high, 'Coz Man United will never die. | ||
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Hello,
hello, we are the the Busby boys, Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys, And if you are a City fan, Surrender or you'll die, We all follow United. | |||
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(tune:
Blaydon Races) |
Oh,
me lads, You should have seen us coming, Fastest team in the League, Just to see us winning, All the lads and lasses, With smiles upon their faces, Walking down the Warwick Road, To see Matt Busby's aces. | ||
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(tune
: The Wild Rover) |
And
it's Man United, Man United F.C. We're by far the greatest team, The world has ever seen. | ||
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Stretford
End Picnic Tune: Teddy Bear's picnic |
If
you come down to the Stretford End You'd better not come alone If you come down to the Stretford End You'd better be in disguise For all the fans that ever was Are gathered here today because Today's the day that we play Man City | ||
| We
love United, we do, We love United, we do, We love United, we do, Oh, United we love you. | |||
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Tune:
When the Saints go marching in |
Oh
Manchester, Oh Manchester, | ||
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Tune:
Jingle Bells |
Jingle
bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to see, United win away - oh! | ||
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Tune
: Unknown |
Oh
it's a grand old team to play for, Oh it's a grand old team to see, And if, you know, your history, It's enough to make your heart go woh, oh, oh,oh, We don't care what the City fans say, What, the hell do we care, For we only know, that there's gonna be a show, And the famous Man United will be there. | ||
| We
are United supporters, Loyal through and through, Over and over, We will follow you. | |||
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Tune
: When the Saints go marching in |
Oh
when the reds, oh when the reds, Oh when the reds go marching in, I wanna be in that number, Oh when the reds go marching in. | ||
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Tune
: Land of hope and glory |
We
hate Nottingham Forest, We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds), We hate Manchester City, But United we love you - altogether now... | ||
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Tune
: Land of hope and glory |
We
will follow United, Over land and sea, We will follow United, On to victory. | ||
| Oh
at the turn of the year Newcastle were twelve points clear The Geordies, they were ordering their beer Then the KING made us sing With the goals he slotted in And led us to another Double Win | |||
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Tune
: Daydream Believer |
Cheer up
Kevin Keegan, Oh what can it mean, to a Sad Geordie b*stard, and a Sh*te football team. | ||
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Tune
: The Halls of Montezuma ( U.S. Marine Corps march) |
From
the banks of the River Irwell, To the shores of Sicily, We will fight, fight, fight, for United, 'Till we win the Football League, To hell with Liverpool, To hell with Man City - (they're sh*t!) We will fight, fight, fight, for United, 'Till we win the Football League. | ||
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Tune
: We shall not be moved |
We
shall not, we shall not be moved, We shall not, we shall not be moved, Just like the team, that's gonna win the Football League - again! We shall not, we shall not be moved. | ||
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Tune
: For he's a jolly good fellow |
We're
gonna win the league, We're gonna win the league, And now you're gonna believe us, And now you're gonna believe us, And now you're gonna believe us, We're gonna win the league | ||
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Tune
: Lord of the Dance |
Drink,
drink, wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a f*ck, and we don't give a sh*t, We're going home with the championship. | ||
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Tune
: Lord of the Dance |
Drink,
drink, wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a sh*t, and we don't give a f*ck, We're going home with the European Cup! (as heard loudly in Catalunya Square in Barcelona the morning of May 26 1999!) | ||
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Tune
: Down by the Riverside |
We
won the Football League again, Down by the Riverside, Down by the Riverside, Down by the Riverside. We won the Football League again, Down by the Riverside, Down by the Riverside. | ||
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Tune:
She'll be comin' round the Mountain |
"Have
you ever seen Chelsea win the league? Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league? Have you ever seen Chelsea, ever seen Chelsea, ever seen Chelsea win the league? HAVE YOU ****!" | ||
| Viva Ronaldo | Viva Ronaldo Viva Ronaldo Running down the wing Hear United sing Viva Ronaldo
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| That boy Ronaldo | He plays on the left He plays on the right That boy Ronaldo Makes England look shite! You Tube Video | ||
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John
O'Shea Tune: Into the ark |
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea | ||
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Juan
Veron Tune: Seasons in the sun |
We had joy, We had joy, | ||
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Rio
Ferdinand Tune: Hi-Ho (Snow White) |
Rio, Rio, | ||
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Diego
Forlan |
Diego-woah
ohh ohh, Diego-whoah ohh ohh, He came from Uruguay, and made the Scousers/Cockneys cry | ||
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What a friend we have in Jesus | |||
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Eric Cantona Tune: Twelve days of Christmas |
On
the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; | ||
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Eric
Cantona Eric The King |
We`ll
drink a drink a drink To Eric the King the King the King He`s the leader of our football team He`s the greatest French Footballer that the world has ever seen | ||
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David
Beckham There's Only One David Beckham |
There's
only one David Beckham... one David Beckham... | ||
| Andy
Cole, Andy Cole, Andy, Andy Cole, He gets the ball and scores a goal, Andy, Andy Cole. | |||
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Oh
Andy Cole, | |||
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Andy
Cole Tune : Swing low, sweet chariot. |
Swing
low, sweet Andy Cole, Coming for to score us a goal, Swing low, sweet Andy Cole, Coming for to score us a goal. | ||
| There's only one Keano... | |||
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Roy
Keane Tune : My old man's a dustman |
Oh
Keano's f*ckin' magic, He wears a magic hat, And when he saw Old Trafford, He said I fancy that, He didn't sign for Arsenal, Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te, He signed for Man United, 'Coz they're f*cking dynamite. | ||
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Roy
Keane Tune : Boom, Boom, Boom by The Outhere Brothers |
Boom,
Boom, Boom, Let me hear you say Keano...Keano! | ||
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Roy
Keane Tune : Hey Jude |
La,
la, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, Keano. | ||
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Ryan
Giggs Tune : Robin Hood |
Ryan
Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing, | ||
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David
May Tune : Jesus Christ Superstar |
David
May, superstar, Got more medals than Shea-rer! | ||
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Gary
/ Phil Neville Tune : Rebel Rebel |
Neville
Neville, You're future's immense, Neville Neville, You play in defence, Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad. | ||
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Gary
Neville Tune : London Bridge Is Falling Down |
Gary
Neville is a Red is a Red, is a Red, Gary Neville is a Red, he hates scousers. | ||
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Nicky
Butt Tune : Baby Give It Up by KC & the Sunshine Band |
Nicky Butt, Nicky, Nicky Butt. | ||
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Ole
Gunnar Solskjaer |
You
are my Solskjaer, | ||
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Ole
Gunnar Solskjaer
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Who
put the ball in the scouser's net Who put the ball in the scouser's net Who put the ball in the scouser's net Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (as heard at Anfield in the FA Cup 4th round 1999) Who put the ball in the Germans' net Who put the ball in the Germans' net Who put the ball in the Germans' net Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (as heard in Barcelona May 26 1999 after Ole scored the European Cup winning goal!) | ||
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Yip
Jaap Stam is a big Dutch-man | |||
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Wesley
Brown Tune : Knees up Mother Brown |
We've
got Wesley Brown, we've got Wesley Brown, we've got Wesley, we've got Wesley, we've got Wesley Brown. | ||
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We're here 'cause we're Champions! You've only come to see United, come to see UNITED! We
saw you crying on the telly, crying on the telly! Four nil, four nil, four nil, four nil... F*ck McManaman F*ck Macateer... Here we go, here we go, here we go... Paul
Ince is a scouse bastard Two
nil, two nil, two nil, two nil... Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave ... The referee's a w*nker ... He shot,
he missed, he must be f*cking p*ssed, Boring, boring, (name of team, usually Arsenal!) Down with the City, you're going down with the City ... Just because you're losing ... You're not singing anymore ... F*ck all, you're gonna win f*ck all ... Sing when you're winning, you only sing when you're winning ... Here we go, here we go, here we go ... Always look on the bright side of life ... Allez les rouges, allez les rouges, allez ... United, United, top of the league ... You're so sh*t it's unbelievable ... What's it like to see a crowd ... Where are you when we're not here... Come in a taxi, you must have come in a taxi ... There's only one United ... Who the f*ck do you support ... Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel ... Are you City in disguise ... What a waste of money ... If you're all going to (place), clap you hands ... Where were you at Old Trafford ... You're supposed to be at home ... Part time supporters ... So f*cking easy, oh this is so f*cking easy ... We thought you were sh*te, we were right, we were right ... What's it like to be outclassed ... Are you John Barnes in disguise? ... Sh*t on the (team), sh*t on the (team) tonight ... You're gonna win f*ck all again this year ... Come on you reds ... You dirty Cockney b*stards... One song, you've only got one song... Bring on the dustbin... United,
United, rah, rah, rah You're gonna get your f*cking heads kicked in ... Let's all have a disco ... Loyal supporters, loyal supporters ... You're sh*t, and you know you are ... Where were you when you were sh*t ... 9-0, to the champions ... We want 10, we want 10 ... Sing your hearts out for the lads ... We
are the champions, my friend, |
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